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Recapping the Thunder

The 2006-07 season promotional campaign
Have you smelt it?

The Thunder is Rolling again. Get your tickets* now.

Rolling ThunderSo I'm going to try something that worked before with an old roller hockey team I was on. In honor of Doug Ness, who first conceived of the post-game "recap" of goals, goring, and gallantry, I'm going to drum up some game recaps for our ice hockey games this year.

The format is loosely based on actual events but mostly based on exaggerations and the attempt to make others laugh by hurting the feelings of innocent bystanders. (I kid. Sort of.)

Here is the first one -- for Game 1, vs. the Stingers.
Recap 2: vs. the Icemen.
Recap 3: vs. the Longnecks of Bud Light of Anheuser-Busch Inc.
Recap 4: vs. those wily Wildcats
Recap 5: vs. them thar' swooping Eagles
Recap 6: the Stingers enact revenge
Recap 7: Longnecks of..., part II
Recap 8: the Rams of B2
Recap 9: Icemen - the rematch
Recap 10: Stampede!
Recap 11: Wildcatfight again *sigh*
Recap 12: Sting, baby Sting
Recap 13: Eagles
Recap 14-15: N. County tour vs. 'Necks and Icemen
Recap 16: Rebound vs. Rams
Recap 17: Stinking up v. the Stingers
Recap 18: in OT v. the Stamp'
Recap 19: OT win over 'Necks
Recap 20: Season-ending loss to the Men of Ice

*Tickets do not actually exist.
*BBQing and consumption of beverages is not allowed inside the rink.
*The Mills "Ice Zone" does not enjoy the company of riff-raff after hours.
*North County Ice and Recreational Center is actually -- due to a galactic wormhole -- located in VladivostokOpen in a new window, Russia (What, like you never noticed? Just look at those locker rooms).
*Few have actually seen thunder "roll," but "Rolling Thunder" has a nice, formal ring to it, and allows for the use of motorcyclic art in the logo.

*Some restrictions may apply.



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