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Spamlines

Last updated: 9-Nov-2007

A detached look at the things humans seek ... employing spam subjects and intros (and spellings) I have received. Keep adding and rearranging as I receive new ones.

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I have a present for you
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Are you horny tonight?
I’m dying for companion
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Vacuum on us
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I feel unattached – would you like to attach me?
I can fix your bad credit
With trusted online slot machines

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An iPod and a new TV, too
Who has the bigger pen1s?

I remember you, do you remember me?
Do u need hot s.e.x. tonight?
1000s of singles are waiting

Find secrets for refinance
Nobody ever heard of
A free Panasonic Toughbook on us

Test and keep a Nike Sasquatch
No more study anymore?
Doctor approved and recommended

You could qualify
A complimentary meter for diabetics
Legally erase it

I am lonely and frustrated and 18
Come to Russia for me
Someone special has a card for you

You can run but you cannot hide
from the truth
Houston's spacious cock.

Marriage trouble?
Look downstairs
For Janicea

Women do leave their spouses
I got no probs taking the women home now
Corel Draw

Free L'Oreal samples -- details inside
We promise you will get laid
Offer ends soon.


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As you may have noticed, the site has changed. Sampa, the free-site host, did a version 2 of some sort.

Despite an FAQ that made it sound like allowing one's site to go through v.2 surgery would be okay, there were several flexibilities that surprisingly disappeared with the click of a button. (e.g. I cannot believe sidebars like this one are even narrower than before.)

And I'm told -- miraculously! -- that the conversion cannot be undone. Truth be told, I'm actually quite pissed. But free is free. Sampa has otherwise been good to me.

So I need to sort through site "features" to see how I can make do. Except that I don't have the time at the moment, in the middle of graduate classes and Lighthousehockey.com. (btw, I've removed that Lighthouse RSS feed so that you're not clogged with random Islanders hockey gibberish).

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